My fucking neighbor's fucking dogs

Are you so enthusiastic about something that you stay up super late at night- or wake up extremely early in the morning - just so you can do more of it? Well, my neighbor's dogs certainly feel that passion for barking. They love to bark constantly, as though their very lives depend on it. Not only do they love it- but their owners must love it as well because no one ever seems to tell them to stop barking. I have come up with a few possible explanations for this: 1) Perhaps the neighbors are making a "best of" howls and yelps CD, 2) The neighbors are assholes, 3) The pets are neglected and calling out for help, 4) They are actually breeding werewolves downstairs from me and I am in mortal danger, 5) Dogs just bark all of the time and I don't know this because I am a cat owner. There are many reasons why these dogs continue to shout out to the world.. but I am fed up. I seem to recall an episode of Seinfeld where Elaine kidnaps a neighboring dog and releases it into the countryside only for it to find its way back to its home. This plan had crossed my mind (except for it finding its way back) to end my sleepless nights of cursing dogs but now I have another idea... And that is to complain. To everyone. I am creating some flyers for the people's doors and for my whole neighborhood. I am hoping to shame them into paying attention to those dogs. I'll let you know how it goes.

<-Where the dogs will end up if dognapped