License Plate States More than the Obvious

Last night I was on my way to the store when the license plate frame in front of me caught my eye. I was extremely interested to see the driver of this mysterious Honda Accord with such a statement on the back of their car. I changed lanes and sped up to catch a glimpse of an older woman driving the vehicle and bobbing her head. I knew what she was listening to... I have tried to recreate her plate fame to share with you.

ADDICTED TO 1 “DEF LEPPARD”

My teeth, only creepier

So, I recently went to the dentist after a long absence. I explained this to my new dentist and he was cool. Cool? He didn't scold me at all. Not even a remotely harsh word about my questionable flossing habits- although I think 3 times a week is a pretty strong showing compared to the average mouth hygene roll call. He was so laid back about the whole thing that I started to become concerned. My old dentist would launch into a huge diatribe about soda, coffee, tea, my laziness, etc. This new guy is like "whatever dude." Ok, whatever yourself. But I am happy to report that he did not find any cavities- thankfully. I also opted for the teeth whitening system where they made molds of my mouth and then they became trays for me to use at home. The stuff that they used as the "plaster" tasted awful and the hygenist told me to tell her when I was ready to vomit- "oh yeah, it happens a lot" was her answer about puking once I could speak freely again. It took three days to get the trays back and they even threw in the mold if I wanted to keep it- which I did. Please see photo to enjoy my tooth mold.
Also, please remember that the plaster stuff was shoved into my mouth willy nilly so it appears as though my mouth is on an angle but it is just the way that the mold was created. Thanks.

Modest Proposal Presents the Crackpot Comedy tour 11/18

Now that really is scary!

My pumpkin went from oooh to eeewww in about 2.2 days. I guess that they aren't cut out for the AZ heat!